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Joke of the Day

"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."

"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."

"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."

"If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like ""get out of my Vulcan face"" and ""are you Vulcan kidding me?"""

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"

"Did you hear about the journalist who stumbled upon a campsite murder? She reported it was bloody in-tents!"

"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"

"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."