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Joke of the Day

"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"

"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"

"Two guys walk into a bar.... You would think the first guy would've warned the other."

"Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough."

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."

"What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem? ""YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!"

"Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed? He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral."

"how do you call a white racist whitler"

"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"

"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."