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Joke of the Day

"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"On a scale from one to ten, she's a ten... On the pH scale, CUZ SHE BASIC!"

"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""

"Usually, my rule for drinking is ""one & done"". But with tequila... it's ""Juan & Don""."

"I was on my way to commit a heinous act of religiously motivated violence but then I saw a Coexist bumper sticker"

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"What do you call a midget esse? A paragraph. Because he ain't a full esse."

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"

"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."

"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"