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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."
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"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."
"Apparently Trump is a neo-Marxist He wants to seize the means of reproduction."
"My girlfriend had sex with her ex, instead of breaking up with her I did the same thing. For the record he said I'm a much better kisser."
"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A: A camera that takes pictures of itself."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- I MEAN LADDER"
"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."