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Joke of the Day

"I love how racism works they blame black guys for stealing because they can't see anything in the dark"

"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."

"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."

"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."

"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."

"After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching."

"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"I typed ""Cigarettes"" in the search bar and it said ""No Matches"". The universe has spoken."

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."