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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."

"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"Why did Verizon's mailman get fired? He was losing packets."

"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."

"Doctor Care to his patients. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."

"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"

"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."

"Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? Because you'll give them hearing AIDS."