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Joke of the Day

"After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching."

"What does the closed sign at a brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."

"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."

"What number is higher than infinity? 420"

"I was masturbating when I heard some one scream ""Help"". So I came as fast as I could."

"How can you tell that a shrimp with a big dick was walking down the beach? Because he left a shrimp cock-trail."

"I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless"

"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."