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Joke of the Day

"My wife came back really upset from her doctor's appointment -What did he say my love? -He said we cannot have sex for at least a month... -How that? -He is on vacation in Barbados for a month..."

"What do you call a really annoying Jewish women? ....Ausbitch."

"""Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."" Dads in unison: ""Nooooo!"""

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass."

"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."

"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period."

"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."

"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""

"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."

"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."