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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass."

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."

"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""

"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."

"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."

"To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids."

"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"

"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."