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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass."
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"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"
"My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better"
"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
"How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says ""I da ho""."
"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"