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Joke of the Day

"""Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."" Dads in unison: ""Nooooo!"""

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it."

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."

"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."

"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."

"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""

"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."