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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period."
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"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"
"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""
"What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy? Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts."
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"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"
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