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Joke of the Day

"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."

"What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair."

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"I exercise religiously. Which means I go running dressed as the Pope."

"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"

"A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."

"How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now? Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to..."

"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""

"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""santa"" ""santa who?"" ""santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage""."