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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
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"Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell ""WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?"" until they got some answers."
"Who invented the North America? TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America. SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Sarah!"
"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"
"A Reddit Mod walks into a Jihad training camp... [removed]"
"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"
"I was going to tell a Mexican joke... but that's just crossing the border"
"Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"
"*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*"
"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"