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Joke of the Day
"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"
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"Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one bad-ass that is."
"Whenever people say ""don't judge me"" I like to imagine them in the weird wigs British judges wear. *whispers* Judged you."
"So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it."
"I met the woman of my dreams playing Pokemon GO then she got hit by a car."
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order. my score is 4"
"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"Interview Boss: Greatest weakness Me: Sometimes I answer questions with 90s rap lyrics B: Is that here on your resume M: Whoomp, there it is"