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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
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"Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No we just let them go barefoot."
"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"
"What does a house wear? Address!"
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."
"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."
"Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard."
"What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays."
"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"