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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats."

"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."

"If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger..."

"Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard"

"roundabouts My girlfriend isn't very fond of the many roundabouts that our city is starting to build. I told her that she'd come around to them."

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"

"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"