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Joke of the Day

"Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda."

"Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job? Because he didn't serve a porpoise..."

"What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes"

"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."

"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."

"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."

"What idiot called it ""best man"" instead of ""lord of the rings"""

"An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile."

"Why didn't Hitler talk to Jews? He had Auschwitzim"

"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."