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Joke of the Day

"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"

"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"Clean: How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place a bunch of peas in that hole, and when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him right in the ice hole."

"A cheap concert 50 CENT starring Nickleback"

"What's black on top and white at the bottom? Rape."

"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"

"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."

"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."

"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("