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Joke of the Day
"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"
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"I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls."
"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."
"And that's how the fight started My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...."
"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."
"My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"
"Only thing I Iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks"
"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"
"iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear."
"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."