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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are in the oven . . . One turns to the other and says ""It's hot in here"" the other looks at him and screams ""Fuck me! A talking muffin!"""

"What do you call a Mexican detective? Sherlock, homes"

"My girlfriend killed my cat She claims that she is the only pussy I need."

"""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth"

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""

"Two nuns are riding their bicycles to the Vatican First nun shouts to the other ""I've never come this way before!"" The second nun replies ""don't worry it's just the cobblestones."""

"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."

"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on."