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Joke of the Day

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""

"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."

"""i want to love you, but i have crust issues."" -pizza on a date i dont know i hate myself"

"[narrating a commercial for therapy] ""For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother."""

"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"

"After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES"

"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."

"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."