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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican detective? Sherlock, homes"
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"Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days."
"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."
"I've never liked barnacles, but since I moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me."
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man? A dead baby can feed a family of four"
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."
"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"
"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"