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Joke of the Day
"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."
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"Just showered using my husband's man body wash and now I'm earning 23 cents more an hour?"
"[Jokes] What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before."
"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"
"Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop. He's now known as Scoop Dogg."