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Joke of the Day

"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"

"Have you checked on your shelves recently? You know, just to see how they're holding up?"

"What do you do when your giant is hurt ? You call 9-wun-wun"

"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."

"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"

"Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile? A: An animal that talks your head off."

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."

"The world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun...which shines out my ass."

"HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly"