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Joke of the Day

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."

"A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird! The blonde gazes up into the air says where?"

"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"

"What did the priest get at Toys R Us? An erection."

"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."

"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"

"What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath? One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole"

"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."

"How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan"