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Joke of the Day

"Why did the nun always wear a slip? Sheer habit."

"Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat."

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"

"LPT: When cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl."

"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"

"Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'"

"2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life."

"Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month."