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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nun always wear a slip? Sheer habit."
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"I don't remember anything about being born, I must have been WASTED"
"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."
"*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree"
"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."
"Me: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this. Doctor: You're not doing anything. You're just sitting there being alive. Me: Exactly."
"Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby Our mission is to find this woman and stop her."
"With all the news about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, I can't help but think abortion may have been the right answer... Her grandmother probably regrets not having one."
"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"
"Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped."