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Joke of the Day
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
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"Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN."
"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"
"If I ever have to choose who dies, my mother or my dog, Toby's gotta go... ...straight for the throat"
"Scientists have deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be 5,500 years old. The first full sentence says ""This is a repost."""
"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"
"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."
"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."
"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."
"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."