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"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"
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"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."
"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."
"I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid."
"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."
"A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake."
"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"
"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."
"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 companies were interested. I said gas, electric, and cable."
"Has this been posted before?"