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Joke of the Day

"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."

"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"Two goldfish are in a tank... ...one says to the other, ""You man the gun, I'll drive."""

"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."

"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""

"[on Instagram] I don't really like this picture but, good for this person for still being alive and experiencing things. *likes their pic*"

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"

"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."

"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""