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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."
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"What do you call a football fan with a cold? A sneezing ticket holder."
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"WHAT DO WE WANT!? CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!"
"AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?"
"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."
"With great power comes a great electric bill."
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."
"Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis? Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise."