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Joke of the Day
"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."
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"Just looked at the bottom of this can of whoopass. It's expired."
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"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"
"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."
"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."
"Venison... is dear."
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"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need... Not all this, ""How the fuck did you get in my house?!"" nonsense."