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Joke of the Day
"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"
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"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"
"I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone."
"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"
"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."
"Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me she's thinking about getting a cat."
"Australians don't have sex They mate"
"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."
"I reported my own accident on Waze Hence, the accident."
"Ex's are like college Sometimes you wanna go back, then you remember that they would have killed you if you had stayed much longer"