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Joke of the Day
"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."
Next Joke
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
"Advent calendars Their days are numbered."
"Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour."
"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? A cannibal."
"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"
"Some Days you're the dog and some days the hydrant."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."
"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"