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Joke of the Day

"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."

"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"

"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."

"A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!"

"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."