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Joke of the Day
"Obviously, Mario Kart is not a documentary. It's a dramatization of real events."
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"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""
"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"
"What has 400 legs and 23 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally"
"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."
"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."
"A new class of octopus has been discovered that cooks it's food. It's the only Chefalopod found so far."
"Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt."
"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."
"What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !"