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Joke of the Day

"Mariah Carey That awesome performance. Update: thanks for helping me get to the front page of r/jokes"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"

"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."

"I got accepted into Harvard's medical program I just have to die first and give them my body"

"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"

"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""

"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."

"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"