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Joke of the Day
"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"
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"Just watched Die Hard 2. People in 1990 sure knew how to shrug off a plane crash."
"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
"Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf"
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
"this is what happens when you don't read the comments before commenting [deleted]"
"They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies. In their sleevies."
"[seaside wedding] We are gathered here today to celebrate the- [bride picked up by giant seagull] -completion of the ritual. HAIL GULLTHRAX"
"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."