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Joke of the Day
"What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !"
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"What do you tell a person who is about to jump off a bridge and commit suicide ""Don't do it! You have so much potential"""
"I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon."
"Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!"
"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""
"A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."
"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"
"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"
"After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream."