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Joke of the Day
"Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend."
Next Joke
"I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""
"How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope."
"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."
"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"
"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."
"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"
"All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying ""We need to talk"""
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"