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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope."
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"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."
"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force"
"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"
"How do you piss of an archaeologist? Hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from."
"How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ? With a dustpan.."
"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"
"[annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?"
"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""