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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"
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"My husband says if this gets 150 upvotes we'll try anal just like every other night"
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries."
"Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . . it just lacked appeal"
"ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken? BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else"
"*slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*"
"Your check a$$hole light is on."
"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."
"Man: a pack of condoms please. Cashier: would you like a paper bag? Man: no thanks, she's pretty good looking."