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Joke of the Day
"I told my friends a joke about airplanes... ...but it went way over their heads."
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"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"
"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."
"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"
"In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros. That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket."
"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"