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Joke of the Day

"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."

"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."

"If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus."

"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I like my women how I like my candy bars... with nuts"

"Why was the plumber sad? He had a shitty job."

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? ""Don't worry, it's a naan issue."""

"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."

"Him:Wow you came back from your run in record time... Me:It's amazing how fast you can go if you imagine your mother is chasing you..."