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Joke of the Day

"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"

"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"

"Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time? Why can't they just be the Illuminice?"

"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"Where do emos get their gaming gear? Razer."

"According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now"

"I am used but in good condition."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth. Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."