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Joke of the Day
"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"
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"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."
"[long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?"
"What do you call someone with No body and a nose.. Nobody knows.."
"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."
"It sucks that slavery is illegal now... We have to get them from the black market these days."
"Dyslexics are teople poo!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"
"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"
"Why don't gangsters play quidditch? They always just kill the snitch."