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Joke of the Day
"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."
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"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."
"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"My 6 year old daughter told me this morning that she wanted to grow up and be a feminist.. I told her she could only choose one."
"What is a burp? A fart taking the elevator."
"*slides $5 to the funeral director* Maybe you can get me the widow's phone number?"
"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."
"When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion."