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Joke of the Day

"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."

"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"

"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"

"When you watch the movie Titanic, it's just the Anic. Because they edit the tits out."

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."

"I want to piss on the guy that stole my tweet, changed it slightly and submitted as his own on FunTweets and then set him on fire."

"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."

"You'll know it's true love when you're in your late 30s and have no other options."

"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."