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Joke of the Day

"In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros. That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket."

"Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."

"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"

"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."

"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""

"What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon? Tennish."

"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"

"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

"You know what I love about our relationship? We don't always need to talk. We can just sit here quietly disliking each other."