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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."
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"Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!"
"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."
"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""
"Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America"
"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"
"[dinner party] GUEST: so what are your thoughts on euthanasia? ME: [mouth full of mashed potatoes] I am against youths everywhere."
"Dining Hall utensils Today there were no utensils in the dining hall. The staff gave no forks."
"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."