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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."
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"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"[interrogation] ""Where were u on the nite of the 5th?"" Stabbing a guy. ""Louder for the tape."" [leans in] Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie."
"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."
"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"
"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"
"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."
"Knock, Knock Smell mop."
"Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares."