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Joke of the Day

"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."

"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"

"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"

"There's a Black man and a Hispanic man in a car who's driving? The cops."

"What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!"

"Sometimes I put toilet paper... Sometimes I put toilet paper over my penis, and pretend that it's a ghost."

"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."

"Please donate to my gofundme to replace the laptop i threw across the room in anger after my last gofundme failed"

"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."

"I dreamed I was floating in an ocean of soda, but when I awoke I realized it was just a Fanta Sea."