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Joke of the Day

"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."

"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science."

"ELI5: Why do i suck at posting in the right sub?"

"Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser"

"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."

"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"

"Whats Black White and Red allover Detroit in winter"

"My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever."

"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"