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Joke of the Day
"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."
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"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
"Do you know anyone who has ever been scalped? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.."
"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."
"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"
"If I were Brian Cranston every day I'd drive to Jiffy Lube & say ""I dunno it just seems to be braking bad!"" Then we would laugh & do meth."
"Me: Ooh, I'd love to go to your party, but I have a dentist appointment. Her: On a Saturday night? Me: I've got really bad teeth."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read."
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"
"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."