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Joke of the Day

"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."

"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."

"Today I shot a black man and his wife It was a beautiful wedding"

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."

"Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club. Teen: Of course not dad! Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house."

"""Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling."" - me as a doctor"

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."

"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."